KelldrenAllmer
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- Mar 25
- United States
- Deviant for 12 years
- He / Him
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I am a fourteen year old male, play in my high school band, type and/or play Minecraft in my free time, and overall just like to relax. I don't go and attack my school work, I mostly just wait until after my dinner and write before-hand. I have tried my hand at drawing, but the best I have been able to do are stick-figures. Even though I can only do stick figures, my friends normally like to pay me to do a "Bubble of Death" as they have called it.
Favourite Visual Artist
Leonardo da Vinci
Favourite Movies
Avatar, Tron, Tron: Legacy
Favourite TV Shows
Mythbusters
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Lions to Legend, Three Steps to Hell
Favourite Books
The Inheritance Cycle, The Hunger Games
Favourite Writers
Christopher Paolini
Favourite Games
Skyrim, Oblivion, Minecraft, The Knights of the Old Republic I & II
Favourite Gaming Platform
Xbox, PC
Tools of the Trade
Um... My mind? Imagination?
Other Interests
Building structures on Minecraft, Mewtwo, Gordon Freeman
America is so Stupid
0 min read
Found this while searching the web, thought some of you people would get a kick out of this.
Growing Signs of Stupidity in America:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(But... Wouldn't that save a lot of time?)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(Hm, how is that again?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(TOO LATE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
On Marks &
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